Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Ivana Humpa Lotta Fagina

Austin Powers got away with some really cheesy, over-the-top character names. But I like cheesy. So here's my collection of movie character names greased with liberal servings of parmesan...

Fooq Mi & Fooq Yu (Goldmember)
Robin Spitz Swallows (The spy who shagged me)
Ivana Humpalot (The spy who shagged me)
Alotta Fagina (International man of mystery)
Felicity Shagwell (The spy who shagged me)
Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)
Xenia Onatopp (Golden eye)
Mary Goodnight (The man with the golden gun)
Plenty O'Toole (Diamonds are forever)
Honey Ryder (Dr. No)
Domino Derval (Thunderball)
Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)